Tuesday | February 26, 2008

Tit for tat


Pulpit, Pisa Cathedral, a thing of beauty and a joy for ever

You know the way we've endured the many and needless and extremely expensive changes to our churches so that they will be "in conformity with the liturgical changes of Vatican II".  Well, presumably we can now look forward to the changes required so they will be "in conformity with the requirement of the motu proprio, Summorum Pontificum".  In a last ditch attempt at thwarting the will of the Pope, the Bishop of Anchorage, Archbishop (good God, they've an archbishop in Anchorage - that place can't be any bigger than Cashel) Roger Schwietz has come up with a long list of requirements (and threats) before Mass can be celebrated in the extraordinary form.  Here is what he says:

In order to celebrate the Mass according to the 1962 Roman Missal, several challenges must be dealt with.

First, the 1962 Roman Missal must be celebrated with all of the rubrics in place. These would include a sanctuary that has 3 steps, an altar rail, and an altar that does not face the people and is permanently attached to a wall.

The priest must use all of the approximately 400 rubrics required for a licit and valid celebration of the Mass.

The priest must be able to use the Latin language in the appropriate fashion.

All of the vestments must be those that are approved for the 1962 Roman Missal

There must be a stable community that desires and will benefit from the celebration of the 1962 Rite.

There are also some effects on the participants in these Masses.

Women, for instance, would not be permitted to be present at the Baptism of their children. Women would also need to be "Churched" (a rite of purification after childbirth) before they could return to the sacraments.

There would be no lectors or eucharistic ministers.

The readings for Mass would be from the one year and not three year cycle.

All servers would have to be male.

So where do we go from here?

Some priests in the Anchorage Archdiocese are now being trained in the Latin language. They are also learning the rubrics of the "old Mass."

We are discerning potential locations for the liturgy.

We are exploring potential physical changes in the sanctuary.There is still much work to be done and I ask that you continue to pray as we try to discern the best way to implement the teachings of this Apostolic Letter.

You like his approach?  Threaten women, divide the Church.  I'm surprised he hasn't mentioned the Jews!


The other pulpit in Pisa Cathedral, 1300s

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Friday | February 22, 2008

The new bishop elect


Bishop Farquhar, filled with joy at the appointment

So it's Bishop elect Treanor after all.

And in case you were forgetting why we didn't want Donal McKeown, his comments below on hearing the news:

I was really thrilled when I heard about the nomination of Monsignor Noel Treanor as the new Bishop of Down and Connor.   I first got to know him when we were students together for two years in the Irish College in Rome over thirty years ago.   In the intervening years – particularly recently – I have met him at a number of international conferences where he was playing a leading role.

 

Furthermore, he comes from North Monaghan , not far from where my own grandfather grew up.   Indeed, some of his connections were Treanors.  So we might even be distant relations!

 

I know that he is highly esteemed across Europe for his wide range of talents and experience.   His appointment opens up a whole range of new and exciting possibilities for the Church in Down and Connor and I am really looking forward to working with him here in the spreading of the Gospel and building up the Church family in this diocese.


Bishop Mc Keown, puts best face on

It's always about him, isn't it, I mean who gives a damn where his grandfather came from.  And does anyone really believe he was "thrilled" by the news?  The reality is that the Paddy, Tony and Donal regard it as a disaster, not as bad as Vincent Twomey would have been mind, but a disaster none-the-less.  Having to bring in someone from outside when you have two serving auxiliaries, and not a bishop but a priest.  Says a lot about the state of Down and Connor.  I shall keep my optimism going for as long as I can and hope the BBC has a camera outside Paddy Powers to see who's redeeming the bets.

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Thursday | February 21, 2008

nouveau blog


Something a little different for the moment, a sort of art imitating life, or more correctly life imitating art.

Alain Robbe-Grillet, the French novelist and film maker died on 18th February 2008.  He was one of the figures most associated with the trend of the nouveau roman.  His first published novel was The Erasers, in 1953. It resembles a detective novel, but contains within it a deeper structure based on the story of Oedipus. The detective is seeking the assassin in a murder that has not yet occurred, only to discover that it is his destiny to become that assassin.

Wikipedia says of him:

“His writing style has been described as "realist" or "phenomenological" (in the Heideggerian sense) or "a theory of pure surface." Methodical, geometric, and often repetitive descriptions of objects replace the psychology and interiority of the character. Instead, one slowly pieces together the story and the emotional experience of jealousy in the repetition of descriptions, the attention to odd details, and the breaks in repetitions. Ironically, this method resembles the experience of psychoanalysis in which the deeper unconscious meanings are contained in the flow and disruptions of free associations. Timelines and plots are fractured and the resulting novel resembles the literary equivalent of a cubist painting.”

Okay, you’re thinking, this is all very interesting in a boring sort of way.  Here’s the thing.  I was reading his obituary in the Guardian http://books.guardian.co.uk/obituaries/story/0,,2257878,00.html and the piece ends with the line “This obituary has been revised and updated since the obituary writer's own death”.  So I’m thinking, that’s extraordinary that the obituary writer wrote the piece and died within a day (I am very naïve).  The obituarist was Professor Douglas Johnson whose own obituary appeared in The Independent http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/professor-douglas-johnson-526689.html .  Anyway, it turns out that Douglas Johnson died on 28th April 2005, three years before the subject of his obituary.


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Smasher votes for optimism

I was talking to someone whose judgement I trust who feels I have unfairly prejudged Mgr Treanor in writing him off as just a diplomat.  And of course I have.  One of Smasher Lagru’s better characteristics (and remember he is a reformed prisoner friend of Mr Benn) is a willingness to admit mistakes and provide an opportunity for further reflection.  That is what blogging is all about.

It would be easier if people left comments but they seem to prefer emailing.  Just for info, you can comment anonymously – no name or bogus email address required.

Anyway, back to Noel Treanor – I did a little trawl of people who might have some actual knowledge of him as opposed to chancers like Smasher who make it up.

    

A few quotes I collected include:

“A real gentleman, in no sense an ambitious careerist”

“has an interest in books and ideas”

“I've always found him decent, and not in the slightest way pompous. He's down-to-earth and generally just a nice person! In no way an 'operator' or a 'man on the make'”

“a brilliant linguist, at home effortlessly in French, German and Italian, and I think Spanish now as well, and has never neglected his Gaelic either!”  [The Spanish will be useful for conversing with the Sinn Féiners, what with their fondness for FARC and Fidel Castro!]

He seems to have done an admirable job organizing Comece and so he must, at least, be a good organizer/administrator.  Time will tell, and the possession and constraints of power can, of course, change people and even force them to act ‘out of character’, but let’s be optimistic, for once!

Oh, and the two photos, one is Mgr Treanor, the other Prof Twomey.  Very similar, don't you think?  There's always the possibility the Pope, his eyes tired after smoking all those imaginary cigarettes some commentators are convinced he smokes, pointed to the photo and said "I want that one" and got the wrong one.
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Tuesday | February 19, 2008

6/4 from 9/1



There was confusion mixed with relief in political circles following the resignation of Fr Ian Paisley Jnr yesterday.  Following months of speculation about back handers, free houses, lobbying and bad hair cuts what seems to have forced the issue is the accusation that he used privileged information to place bets on who the next bishop of Down and Connor would be.

Paddy Powers Bookmakers have suspended betting on the Lisbreen Novice Chase amid allegations of a leak, either from the nunciature or the episcopal conference's news service, the Catholic Communications Office.  A leading commentator said if it were true he would be astonished - "it would be the first time ever the Catholic Communications Office actually had some news", said Paddy Cooney.

Paddy Powers has called in a retired PSNI officer (pictured above) to help with the investigation.

We contacted the Down and Connor Press Officer for further information or comment.  "What story?  I don't read the papers.  Call me back in September and I should have the clerical moves for you" said Fr John Mc Manus.

Mons Noel Treanor, the supposed shoo-in for D&C is an exciting speaker with a reputation for evangelical zeal, a willingness to debate in public and profound love of the Church
another diplomat.
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Tuesday | February 12, 2008

Archbishops help Cardinal Connell get better



"Cardinal Connell is in a nursing home, still recovering from the effects of a fall, and I have naturally visited him and spoken with him.  He informed me of his decision not to proceed and that decision was his own," Archbishop Martin said in a statement.

There has been a great rush of "well wishers" visiting the Cardinal in the last few days, including two primates. 

But of course the decision not to proceed with the court case was entirely his own.
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Monday | February 11, 2008

You've got to hand it to him



Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury (Anglican), has shown himself to be a religio-political genius.  For the last number of years the "communion" has been riven by division over the issue of homosexual bishops.  Now Rowan has found the perfect solution.  We allow the ordination of these bishops, so long as they publicly declare their position (so to speak) and make clear that they are practising homosexuals.  This will be welcomed by all and sundry, well mostly sundry actually.

Oh and by the way, we're introducing sharia law.



The perfect anglican broad church solution, neither left nor right but somewhere in between.

The man's a genius.
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Mickey Rooney in inflatable queen incident



There was confusion in royal circles after the Queen was overheard saying, "Sharia law? Thank God for that".

It turns out that she too hasn't gone mad.  "I misheard the Archbishop of Canterbury the first time;  I thought he said he wanted to impose Cherie Blair on parts of Britain".

"Where's your bloody hearing aid?" the Duke of Edinburgh was heard to mutter.

"It's his day off", said the Queen.

[You knew that was coming but one couldn't resist]
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Wednesday | February 06, 2008

Bradying Down



"Randalstown Reverend promoted to top job" screamed the headline and my heart sank.  Recovered quickly when I discovered it was referring to the new Moderator of the Presbyterian Church in Ireland.

The chance of lightning striking twice - about one in six million.
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Monday | February 04, 2008

Putting the toothpaste back in again - change the tubes

Further to my earlier post about the conflict between the Archbishop of Dublin and the emeritus Archbishop of Dublin, some people have told me I am too mean to Diarmuid and too nice to Des.  And probably that is correct - I suffer from a rather obscure condition known as ecclesiastical stockholm syndrom by proxy.

And I rather suspect, on mature reflection that Diarmuid, at least the shallow part of him, is only too delighted by the proceedings since it merely confirms him as the open guy who wants to help everyone find the truth and his predecessor as the secretive, well, criminal.  The less shallow part, buried somewhere beneath his many chins (or has he no chin, I can't really tell) must wonder where the Church will end up when this is all over.



As someone has said, when the toothpaste is out of the tube it's very hard to put it back in - but if it's Sensodine you can at least use it to numb the pain.  Perhaps we need to change the tubes.  Speaking of which, about the next bishop of Down and Connor... Well nothing only silence and questions and the Administrator of the Cathedral wondering if he'll still be doing the Chrism Mass with Paddy Walsh or getting ready for an instillation/ordination.

Meanwhile around the country, the percentage of parish priests over seventy is rocketing and the percentage of priests under forty is, well virtually non-existent.  Where will it end?  Doubtless there will be groups of Nazgul hovering around to pick through the pieces (Legionnaries of Christ), eager to move on now that the founder has "gone to heaven" to quote their own site.

Already bishops are having to provide cover in parishes, which is unheard of, and a real delight for all concerned.  As Minnie tries to get the bishop out the door and stop him telling her more funny farmyard tales from Randalstown or yet another amusing footballing anecdote.  At least Fr X can be relied on to get and out quick and knows the right answer when you say, "would you like some tea".

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