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Have you been following the non-story from Derry about people having to bless their own graves on cemetary Sunday because there wasn't enough priests to bless individual graves - which have of course already been blessed both individually when the coffin went in and collectively if the graveyard is a Catholic one?
Then the story became about chancers selling bottled holy water and fools buying it.
The latest twist is the warning that was on the labels.

