And now, from Norwich, it's
Following the amazing story of a girl in Norwich who found a bat in her bra http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm comes the even more astonishing news that an Irish bishop has discovered a spine in his back.
"I had no idea it was there" said Bishop Ben Revod, bishop of Kilimoconnert and Liesmore.
"I've occasionally felt a little tingling during meetings of the episcopal conference" he continued, "but I just presumed it was the uncomfortable seats in that badly designed room in the attic in Maynooth where we meet."
"Oh gosh, I shouldn't have said those negative remarks - it's this bloody spine again. Get me something I can agree on quickly. I welcome the release of yer wan from Columbia - that's fairly safe. A nice looking woman, and after six years in the jungle too, and her daughter... oh, bloody hell.
I am concerned about the unpleasant things happening in Biafra and I welcome the immigrants children who are enriching our schools, since it doesn't matter since they're not Catholic really anyway. For God sake will somebody get this thing out of me."
"I had no idea it was there" said Bishop Ben Revod, bishop of Kilimoconnert and Liesmore.
"I've occasionally felt a little tingling during meetings of the episcopal conference" he continued, "but I just presumed it was the uncomfortable seats in that badly designed room in the attic in Maynooth where we meet."
"Oh gosh, I shouldn't have said those negative remarks - it's this bloody spine again. Get me something I can agree on quickly. I welcome the release of yer wan from Columbia - that's fairly safe. A nice looking woman, and after six years in the jungle too, and her daughter... oh, bloody hell.
I am concerned about the unpleasant things happening in Biafra and I welcome the immigrants children who are enriching our schools, since it doesn't matter since they're not Catholic really anyway. For God sake will somebody get this thing out of me."
