D&C DD VF in CA shock
The Diocese of Down and Connor was plunged once more into confusion when it was revealed that Gauleiter Walsh had conned a pious priest into accepting a demotion to Administrator on the promise that he receive a CA. "He told me it was a new grade of Monsignor and it meant Chaplain Apostolic", said the Fr X from his sick bed. "Turns out it meant, 'Cardiac Arrest'".
"I've had enough. I've done my stint" continued Fr X. "I'm ready for Bishop McKeown to take over".
A hospital spokesman said it was common for patients recovering from surgery to talk nonsense.

Gauleiter Walsh was not available for comment or any form of meaningful relationship.
"I've had enough. I've done my stint" continued Fr X. "I'm ready for Bishop McKeown to take over".
A hospital spokesman said it was common for patients recovering from surgery to talk nonsense.

Gauleiter Walsh was not available for comment or any form of meaningful relationship.

