Monday | December 03, 2007

D&C DD VF in CA shock

The Diocese of Down and Connor was plunged once more into confusion when it was revealed that Gauleiter Walsh had conned a pious priest into accepting a demotion to Administrator on the promise that he receive a CA.  "He told me it was a new grade of Monsignor and it meant Chaplain Apostolic", said the Fr X from his sick bed.  "Turns out it meant, 'Cardiac Arrest'".

"I've had enough.  I've done my stint" continued Fr X.  "I'm ready for Bishop McKeown to take over".

A hospital spokesman said it was common for patients recovering from surgery to talk nonsense.



Gauleiter Walsh was not available for comment or any form of meaningful relationship.
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